Here's a warning for any of you that want to take your girlfriends for a walk in the park or a mall in Ghaziabad, near Delhi. The moral police, led by Special Officer Alka Pandey (probably a cousin of Robin Hood Chulbul Pandey from Dabaang) is out to get you.
Under 'Operation Majnu,' Alka's band of merry policemen (and policewomen) will come and get you, if are in the act of being intimate with a member of the opposite sex. As for the guys who walk hand-in-hand with other guys, fear not, Pandey's band will not harm you. You see, this is an attempt from the moral police of Ulta Pradesh, ahem Uttar Pradesh to ensure that the population explosion in the state is put in check. So gay people of the National Capital Region, have no fear at all. You will not be subject to punishments that include sit-ups and getting slapped by the police.
Super-cop Pandey tells the Times of India, "Our actions flow from instructions received from the administration to provide maximum security for women. There are a lot of eve-teasers and they stand outside girls' schools and colleges to trap unwitting girls." So the administration wants to protect teenage girls from their own boyfriends...The super-cop isn't looking to stop marital rape or spouse-abuse just as yet.
She adds, "Parks are places where we come for mental peace. अगर लड़का-लड़की कुछ गलत करे, तोह वोह सुन्दरता कहाँ रहेगी? छोटी-छोटी लड़कियों को यह लोग फस लेते है (If couples indulge in bad activities, they spoil the beauty of the place. Men trap young girls)," said Pandey.
With this wonderful and useful action, Delhi, the National Capital Region and UP will be much safer! Now let's make a sequel of Dabaang with Madam Alka Pandey!
Under 'Operation Majnu,' Alka's band of merry policemen (and policewomen) will come and get you, if are in the act of being intimate with a member of the opposite sex. As for the guys who walk hand-in-hand with other guys, fear not, Pandey's band will not harm you. You see, this is an attempt from the moral police of Ulta Pradesh, ahem Uttar Pradesh to ensure that the population explosion in the state is put in check. So gay people of the National Capital Region, have no fear at all. You will not be subject to punishments that include sit-ups and getting slapped by the police.
Super-cop Pandey tells the Times of India, "Our actions flow from instructions received from the administration to provide maximum security for women. There are a lot of eve-teasers and they stand outside girls' schools and colleges to trap unwitting girls." So the administration wants to protect teenage girls from their own boyfriends...The super-cop isn't looking to stop marital rape or spouse-abuse just as yet.
She adds, "Parks are places where we come for mental peace. अगर लड़का-लड़की कुछ गलत करे, तोह वोह सुन्दरता कहाँ रहेगी? छोटी-छोटी लड़कियों को यह लोग फस लेते है (If couples indulge in bad activities, they spoil the beauty of the place. Men trap young girls)," said Pandey.
With this wonderful and useful action, Delhi, the National Capital Region and UP will be much safer! Now let's make a sequel of Dabaang with Madam Alka Pandey!
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